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Celebration V recap!: or, Didn’t You Go to Some Star Wars con, like, a month ago?!

First the second part: No, I went to Comic Con International a month ago, DUH! I went to Star Wars Celebration V, like, a WEEK a go. So there!

Now the first bit. Recap! Why the hell has it taken me a whole week to get to writing about the closest thing to a religious experience (slight overstatement? you decide!) I will ever…uh…experience…

Well, the answer’s not a flattering one. I’m lazy. Pure and simple. Plus I felt no overwhelming rush since there’s lots of information about CV out there AND I was pretty consistently posting photos over the course of the four days. Yes, that’s right, if you or someone you love is unfortunate enough to follow me on twitter or are fans of My Best Friend is a Wookiee on Facebook then you were bombarded by photos at a rate usually reserved for tweenaged girls who stumble across a Jonas Brothers look-a-like bikini charity car wash.

But those photos cold have been faked! I could have just stolen other people’s memories of celebrating Star Wars and called them my own, even going as far as the photoshop myself in some of them! Just who the hell do I think I am?! I think I’m a swag hound whose idea of self restrain when it comes to buying Star Wars merch still proves to be more than I should have spent. I wore a Rebel flight suit, in public, despite it not being up to Rebel Legion par. I had the audacity to tell some dude who asked me for a cigarette in a parking lot that, despite his claims, he wasn’t Boba Fett only to find out that he was, in fact Daniel Logan, the actor who portrayed him in Episode II and The Clone Wars and I lived to tell the tale–no disintegration!

Moments before I pissed in this guy's gas tank...

The first day was a relative breeze. I wandered aimlessly, figured out where everything was and, most importantly, I spent all of my money on toys right off the bat. I figured it would be best to just get it out of my system early so that I could enjoy the panels and events unburdened by the fear that the last vintage-packaged Zuckuss and 4-Lom could be swept out from under me while I was listening to Ben Burtt discuss how he used an old audio clip of John Wayne for Garindan‘s voice.

Not Shown: IG-88 coffee mug, kick ass signed Ralph McQuarrie print and Princess Leia "hair bun" earmuffs.

I was also, for the first time ever, wearing a Star Wars costume. Growing up I was terrified of dressing up in costume outside of Halloween because I assumed it was a giant, self-imposed “Kick Me” sign. My costume, that of a Rebel X-Wing pilot, looked great. A lot of the thanks goes to my wonderful girlfriend, who upon realizing she’d have to make me nerdy costumes at a pretty early stage in our relationship,  decided not to run far, far away to the welcoming arms of some non-geek.

...So of course when I find the guy someone wants to get our picture! It took a lot for us not to kill one another. Clearly we were thinking of the children.

The next two days consisted of lots of panels. Ben Burtt gave a great talk about the origins of some classic Star Wars sound effects and the process by which he turned animal roars and the sounds of twanging tension wires into Wookiees and lightsabers. LucasArts had some awesome gameplay footage and cutscenes from The Force Unleashed II, then a hands on demo running on the show floor. It was still very much a pre-final demo, but it already feels a lot more intuitive than the original. Throw in a couple of very God of War inspired elements and I for one was pretty pleased with it.

The Clone Wars had a great showing, and it was a blast watching Supervising Director Dave Filoni squirm while trying his hardest to answer the questions of adorable young Star Wars fans while still maintaining his producer-mandated veil of secrecy. We did see the reveal of Darth Maul’s brother (zuh?), the Clone Wars debut of Delta Squad and the vague admission that we will see a connection to the classic trilogy.

I also got to meet fellow author and Star Wars nut, John Booth, whose Collect All 21! I wrote about in my last post. We only spoke for a few minutes, but he was a super nice guy. We have a lot in common, John and I, everything from our love of these films to our mutual, though short-lived jealousy over the other’s book. Back when I was writing My best Friend is a Wookiee (then under any number of working titles, from Fear and Loathing in Mos Eisley to You Don’t Ob-Wan Ke-know-me) I somehow came across John’s book. My immediate response was “Fuck! Someone beat me to it!” then I clicked out of the page, erased my browser’s history and shot crystal meth into my eyeballs until I forgot I ever discovered it. When I met John he confessed to initially feeling like I had written his book. Of course after we both sat down with them we realized that while our obsessions were mutual and our experiences similar, we were both of two very different ages of fandom and as such we learned from one another as opposed to having to throw down and battle each other to the replica-death with replica-lightsabers. I said it in my last post, but I’ll say it again, Collect All 21! was a lot of fun, and any fan should do themselves the service of giving it a read.

Of course the big reveal of the weekend was during Jon Stewart’s interview with George Lucas that the whole saga will be hitting Blu-Ray next year. No indication that the pre-special editions will be on the set, but at this point that’s a battle we fans should probably just throw the towel in on. Plus I really don’t know how much I want to see the old Vaseline blob job in high-definition. And for me, now, the prospect of getting deleted scenes from episodes IV, V and VI make up for it.

By the end of the third day I was pretty much wiped. After three days of soaking in all things Star Wars I was physically and mentally exhausted. I’m bummed that I missed out on Gary Kurtz talking about his role in the original trilogy and a Return of the Jedi that might have been, but the LA Times did a great piece with him here.

The highlight of my trip, however, was getting to give a copy of the book to Carrie Fisher. On the last day of the event I was just sort of wandering through the exhibit hall. There weren’t any panels left that i wanted to catch before I had to leave for the airport, so I just took it all in one last time. It was then, when I least expected it, that Princess Leia walked by, arm in arm with some dude, on the convention floor. She walked right. by. me. As if on autopilot I started to follow her. It felt like I was floating through some weird daydream, but I was quickly snapped out of it by the whispering masses.

“Oh my god…”

“Look who it is!”

“It’s her! I can’t believe it’s here!”

Realizing that the poor woman was about to get bum rushed I quickly slid up alongside her.

“Excuse me, Carrie?” Carrie?! Who the fuck am I to call her that!


“Hi! IwrotethisbookandI’dbehonoredifyoutookacopy!”


I handed her the book, thanked her and split. Fuckin’ ran away! Part of it was because I couldn’t believe I addressed her by her first name like we went way back or something. (We do go way back, she just doesn’t know it. Also, when I say we go way back I mean me and the image of her in her metal slave bikini on the cover of my Return of the Jedi VHS “go way back”). The other part of it was because I half expected George Lucas’ goon squad to crack down on me hard for disturbing her worshipleness.

And so on that note I went back to my hotel, the swankiest of the swank EconoLodge and waited impatiently to get on a plane that would take me away from this temporary holy land. I’m already looking forward to Celebration VI. With any luck it will be anywhere other than Orlando in August.

The Clone Wars–Season 1, Part 2

Originally I had planned to go through this season episode by episode over the course of a few posts, basically covering each disc in the DVD set. But then I got extremely caught up in the show, which has proven much to my surprise to be extremely bad ass. So my plan to stop every four or five episodes to reflect on them all has been scrapped. Which is good, because I’m somewhat lazy…

This season opened up a galaxy at war in ways that the movies, I suppose, could not. Just as at their core the original trilogy were about Luke’s journey from humble farmer to galactic savior the prequels had to focus on Anakin’s transformation from humble slave to galactic butcher, leaving the war to serve as a back drop. Not that I’m saying it they did it as well as the original three, which did a nice balancing act of Luke’s personal arc and the Rebellion. It was, in my opinion, the prequels’ seeming unwillingness to let events unfold without Anakin, Obi-Wan or Padme’s involvement that robbed the films of any real scope. It’s hard to REALLY feel bad about the Jedi getting murdered because aside from scenes in the Jedi Council we’ve never spent anytime with them. Even that time isn’t used to get to know them as they are more or less props while Yoda and Sam Jackson yammer on about prophecies and Sith and whatnot.

Clone Wars does a commendable job of frequently sidelining the films’ main characters and taking advantage of the larger, passed over world they inhabit. Ahsoka of takes the reigns of an episode, as do Clone commanders Rex and Cody. It is through the eyes of these and other characters, usually Jedi, that we see the full extent of this conflict.

As this is a cartoon and one that is certainly aimed at younger viewers I found myself impressed by some of the ideas they touched upon. In the episode, Trespass, Obi-Wan and Anakin try to broker a peace between a bigoted chairman and the indigenous race, the Talz who inhabit a world he claims sovereignty over. This sort of ignorance is something common place among Star Wars villains but Chairman Chi Cho represented a Republic world, bringing an interesting “The good guys aren’t always right” angle to the story. On a similar note, the episodes Jedi Crash and Defenders of Peace have a tribe of pacifists accusing the Jedi of being as bad as their enemies just by participating in a war, even if their goal is to restore peace. These looks at racism and guilt by association are interesting to see in a kid’s show where the lines between good guys and bad guys never tend to blur.

The level of violence in the show should also be commended. In addition to human and alien characters dying in battle, usually at the hands of soldiers, we have people getting straight up murdered. The dangers of war and the evil the galaxy’s seedier characters are capable of is never shied away from, which brings me to Cad Bane, possibly the coolest addition to the Star Wars universe despite being morally reprehensible. This series has always had a fascination with bounty hunters and Cad Bane is a worthy addition the ranks of the Fett boys, the gang from The Empire Strikes Back and even pathetic old Greedo. Bane is ruthless and, unlike most of the bounty hunters show in the films, a well spoken adversary with more to his character that just a cool look. His introduction and easy getaway in the season closer suggests we’ll (or rather I’ll since I’m playing catch up here) be seeing more of him and his crew in the future.

This is all very much a glossing over of a show whose merits I can’t stress enough. Even the Jar Jar episodes have their moments of being tolerable, even enjoyable. The constant new locations, races and villains keep the show fresh. It’s good to see that the writers on this show had the foresight to realize that seeing Obi-Wan and Anakin versus General Grievous and Count Dooku every week would make for repetitive and boring television. There is more going on in the wonderful sandbox than just the personal trials of a handful of individuals which is, again, something that the movies didn’t quite get across.

The Clone Wars: Season 1, part 1

When Lucasfilm released The Clone Wars movie late in the summer of ’08 I was anything but thrilled. The visual style, which seemed to borrow a bit of its cartoony exaggeration from Genndy Tartakovsky’s Clone Wars shorts from ’04/’05, came off as pretty lacking on the big screen, especially when you look at what Pixar and Dreamworks were up to. Add that with a story that, in my opinion, failed to deliver on the promise of showing the Clone Wars–it was the damn title, for crying out loud!–and I had nothing but a masochistic interest in what the weekly, half hour show would be like.

Color me surprised when I watched a few assorted episodes during the first season’s original run and found myself liking the show quite a bit. It is by no means perfect, but when it hits I have to admit it comes pretty damn close. Season One just came out on DVD so I’ll be writing every few episodes, noting the highs, lows and in-betweens of The Clone Wars.

Episode 1, “Ambush”

The first episode struck me as very similar in plot to the Clone Wars film. In it, Yoda is send to Toydaria–homeworld of Watto the junk dealer–to bargain with their leaders for permission to build a base on their world. In the film, they went to Tatooine to make a similar bargain with the Hutts, which only goes to show they could have used the movies plot for an episode and taken advantage of a theatrical release for something much bigger in scale, but I digress. Count Dooku and Asajj Ventress were at Toydaria to surprise Yoda with a sneak attack in space and putting his skills as a Jedi to the test on the planet’s surface. In the end, Yoda and the three clone troopers he escaped to the surface with come out on top thanks to stronger moral fiber and the fact that Yoda is freakin’ Yoda.

This was a bit of a middle of the road episode. On the down side it had an unnecessary amount of droid humor. The battle droids are exceedingly stupid, which is odd considering they should have, in theory, been built to kill and not in the comedic sense. Their one liners are painful and their ineptitude inexcusable, but my theory is that a) this all makes you root for the good guys even more and/or b) explains why in the original trilogy the Empire uses human soldiers with bad aim instead of robotic soldiers with bad aim and a worse puns. There also wasn’t really much going on or at stake here. It was clearly a case where the good guys would win. It was the first episode after all and though Star Wars does bleak, it never does it right out of the gate. You knew how things would end as soon as the premise was established.

Now for the good side. This was a great showcase for the Yoda that we saw in the original trilogy. He’s wise, all powerful and the physical embodiment of what the light side of the Force stand for, but he’s also a funny, old guy with a really big heart. In one scene Yoda and his soldiers are holed up in a cave and Yoda takes the time to show them that they aren’t just manufactured soldiers, that though genetically they are identical, how the Force flows through them makes them each unique. It was very reminiscent of how he would speak so lovingly to Luke about what the Force is. Later on, when it came to kicking ass we get to see a cross between uber-ninja Yoda from Attack of teh Clones and Revenge of the Sith and the cracked, goofball Luke first meets on Dagobah. He toys with the droids he’s hacking to pieces, by while their slapstick generally goes unappreciated, Yoda’s antics were befitting of the personality that was established for him in The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.

Episodes 2, 3, and 4–“Rising Malevolence,” “Shadow of Malevolence,” and “Destroy Malevolence”

The three episode Malevolence arc are a great example of what this show does well. The action is rooted smack in the middle of an important Clone Wars conflict, namely the Separatists new, seemingly unstoppable super-weapon, the flagship Malevolence. Armed with a powerful ion cannon it had been engaging and destroying Republic forces totally unmatched. The episodes follow the efforts of Jedi Master Plo Koon, and later Anakin Skywalker, his apprentice Ahsoka Tano and Obi-Wan Kenobi, to track down and destroy the ship.

The action scenes in these episodes are well crafted and fast paced. Plus, in addition to being a blast to watch, they managed to get back to that classic Star Wars feel without winking at the audience. From the hulking Malevolence blowing Republic cruisers away three at a time, to some dogfights and to, no joke, soldier-to-soldier combat in the vacuums of space it was the kind of adventure I’ve come to expect from Star Wars. Even the look of it–the technology, the environments, etc.–somehow managed to fit in so well with original trilogy design, something I never felt with the prequel trilogy. I mean they had friggin’ Y-Wings! The behind-the-scenes feature for one of the three episodes hits on the creators dedication to giving it that authentic feel. It’s nice to see that not just did they have noble intentions, but that they pulled it off.

There were also a lot of good character moments. Plo Koon is an interesting Jedi, and I like to see that they are willing to give as much time to characters other than the movies’ main protagonists. He, like Yoda, stresses to his soldiers that he doesn’t view them just as clones and this works well in contrast to General Grievous, who without hesitation will decapitate one of his droid underlings or use the Malevolence against a medical outpost. This is a key difference between the Jedi/Republic and the Sith/Separatists. Despite both armies being mass produced, the good guys value theirs while the bad guys view theirs as being expendable.

Anakin also shows some steps forward. The movies didn’t really have enough time to show him grow organically–plus Phantom Menace more or less sidelined the guy–but this series has the potential to fill in some gaps and make him a much more compelling character than the prequels turned him into. He’s taking some responsibility now that he has taken Ahsoka as an apprentice but he still maintains those sparks of rebellious/dangerous attitude that will lead him to question and turn his back on the Jedi. The jury, by which I mean myself, is still out of Ahsoka. She’s a little too sassy for my liking, especially given that she’s supposed to be a Jedi, but her bond with Plo Koon and her personal stake in the mission to rescue him sort of reigned her in a bit. I flat out hated her after seeing the Clone Wars movie. Now I’ve stepped it down to a dislike/general ambivalence towards her. That there’s maturity and personal growth. Here’s hoping she continues to show some through out the season.

See what I did there?

MTFBWY, kiddos…